Posted on 11/01/21

Funny Car Carrier Names

Funny Car Carrier Names

Did you ever hear or see the name of a company? And then wonder "What the hell were they thinking?" Ask yourself, "What in the world are they doing?" Because their names don't give you any clue. The answer is likely yes, considering the number of companies and industries worldwide. The Huffington Post published their own humorous article about business names a while back. Move Car is all about creativity. However, there is a fine line between being creative, and being downright silly. A company name should reflect what you do or what service you offer, right? You would think so, but we have seen some very strange company names over the years that made us wonder, "What was their purpose?"

Move Car is home to many car enthusiasts and antique car restoration hobbyists. Car dealerships, everyday citizens, and classic car owners all use our cars for shipping. We come across many car carrier companies each day as both brokers and carriers. We've come across some funny company names over the years that have made us laugh.

These car carrier companies have funny names. You'll recognize them if they're around. They are often small, privately owned businesses with only a few trucks. This allows them to name their company as they wish. A company name such as these might be attractive to the odd consumer.

Gold Digger Transport

Is it transporting gold diggers or are they providing such a great service that it's almost like striking gold? We would bet they were going for it.

Cowboy Dude Express

Is this a train that takes you to the cowboy? It is a service that transports totally cool cowboys. It depends on the type of vehicle you are shipping, whether you feel comfortable having a cowboy transport it. However, if you need to transport a pickup truck such as a Dodge Ram, it is possible to hire the services of a skilled cowboy transporter.

Happy Trails Transport LLC

The image of Oompa Loompas running down the yellow brick road is what comes to mind when you think about this company's name. It is a great thing that they provide a happy service. What could you want more?

Haulin 4 Lyfe

USHIP states on their website that they will deliver Haulin 4 Lyfe to you when you hire them! There is no middle man! Although it may not seem professional to use a number instead of a word, the company handles most of the transport for the Ferrari Maserati dealerships on the east coast.

Turn N Burn Transport LLC

Although we don't know what your thoughts are, the term 'Turn N Burn" seems to have negative connotations in relation to vehicles. It's hard not to imagine someone driving around in a car at high speed, burning tire rubber while they make sharp turns. The company name might be a good fit for their fast transport service.

Whipper Snapper Transport

A whippersnapper can be defined as "a young, inexperienced person thought to be presumptuous, or overconfident." However, we are sure they weren't trying to do that. Instead, they want to stress the fact they can do the job right and know-how. They are capable of doing whatever you ask them to.

Bigfoot Transportation Inc.

Depending on how big your vehicle is, you might need bigfoot to load and transport it. They will ensure your car is safe. But are they actually real? (Yes, they do exist. However, we are still not certain about Sasquatch.

Big Dreams Hauling

You may be transporting a dream car, such as a Bugatti or Maserati, or many dreams. They are carrying big dreams every single day, I hope.

Climatic Carriers LLC

Can they transport climate? Can they transport your car in every climate? This is the question.

Here are some other companies that were on our "funny vehicle carrier" list.

  • Happy Snappy Enterprises Inc.
  • Gentle Touch Auto Transport
  • Thank God Truck Inc.
  • Big Boys Transport Services
  • I.G.I.T. Transport Inc.
  • Big Dog Bull Hauler Livestock
  • 911 Motor Carrier Inc